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Economist: Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality
to be an accountant.
Credit: Matthew Holtz
"Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."
Credit: Matthew Holtz
The Programmers' Cheer --
Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
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Other cheers:
E to the x dx dy
radical transcendental pi
secant cosine tangent sine
3.14159
2.71828
come on folks let's integerate!!
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Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost
in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea.
We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices
far."
So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are
we?" (They hear the echo several times.)
15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're
lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2)
he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless."
Credit: Matthew Holtz
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